RIDDLES,
(Girl Guido Notes will bo found on page 13.)
Why would a dog never get into trouble for being late if he attended school?—Because lie would have a good tale (tail) for the teacher. If a savage dog ran into a draper’s shop, what would you tell the shopman?—l should tell him that the dog wanted muslin (muzzling). If a boy bought twenty oranges and ate them all except live what would be the time?—lt would be S.l's (ate ilfippn.). Why are dogs like nails? —Because you often find them indoors (in doors). Ho you know why a dog’s tail is like the centre of a tree?—Because it is I lie farthest from the bark. Do you know anyone who wears four shoes?—A horse wears a shoo on each hoof. —Sent by June Clayton.
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Waikato Times, Volume 116, Issue 19451, 15 December 1934, Page 16 (Supplement)
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