LITTLE LAUGHS.
THE SPORTING TOUGH. She was an athletic young thing, and she wanted a hat to suit her disposition. "How does it look?” “ Very well, madam." “ But does It look sporting. You know what I mean—racy? I usually have my hair bobbed. Would it suit? "Well, madam, In that case, why not wear It with a bob each way?” QUACK. Mrs Rustick (criticising neighbour’s lodger) : He ain’t a genuine doctor, he ain’t. Mrs Suburbia: And how be it you think my payin’ guest be not a proper doctor? Mrs Rustick: Ye ought to ha’ seen how rattled he was a-passin’ our duck pond this mornin’.
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Waikato Times, Volume 113, Issue 18874, 18 February 1933, Page 15 (Supplement)
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