LITTLE LAUGHS.

Waikato Times, Volume 111, Issue 18642, 21 May 1932, Page 15 (Supplement)

LITTLE LAUGHS.

BUDDING FINFTEIN

“Now, limn. Tommy Brown." said | the Icaehor, ”1 waul In set you a lilfle | problem. Suppose I Imre were live. n nd (heir mother had only four potn- : foes to share amongst them. She j ■wauls Io give rarh rliild an equal ] share. Ilowwotild she do 11 ?” Mash the pida I nos,” said the hoy. ; “ MIS A.8.G." Tramp: I’ve asked for money,] hmrm'd for money, eried for money, i lady. l.ady: Have you ever tried working, for money.’ j Tramp: No. lady. Im doing the j alphabet, and 1 haven't got to 'V.'j yet. j

A BALD FACT

A fly was walking wilh her d.iiighb-r over the head of a very bald man. She said: How tilings change, dear. When ! was vour age this was on I v a footpath. HIS MISTAKE. Elsie: You'll he round 10-night, don r. I.e-die: Bather, hut you might tie!; off that ugly looking fellow who drives your ear and works in the garden. lie always gives me a nasty look when he sees me. Elsie: nil! Imn'l worry—that's only fattier. (Sent by "Star Twinkles." Claurlclands.)