A PUPIL’S PROGRESS
“ How do you like school?’’ asked the father of his little daughter, after her first day. ‘I likp it awfully 1” was the reply. “And what did you learn to-day?” inquired the interested parent. “ Oh, a lot,” replied the little daughter. “ I've learned the names ol’ all the hoys." FATHER’S MISTAKE. A. “ Who gave the bride away?" B: “ Her father thought he did, but after the honeymoon ihe young people came back home and now the old man’s supporting both of them.” SLOW PROCESSES. Doctor: “Mr Brown, it is taking an awful long time to pay that bill of mine 1” Mr Brown: “I know it, doctor. But you ought to remember that you were an awful long time curing me.”
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Waikato Times, Volume 111, Issue 18642, 21 May 1932, Page 12 (Supplement)
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