LITTLE LAUGHS.

Waikato Times, Volume 105, Issue 17750, 29 June 1929, Page 16 (Supplement)

LITTLE LAUGHS.

Gaol Visitor: “When I get home I will send you a cake. Is there any kind you prefer?” Prisoner: "Any kind, miss, with a file in it." * # • • Miss Forty-years: “Do you remember when I was twenty-one and you wanted to marry me and I refused?” Former Admirer: “Yes. That is the of my life.” **”.• ’ * * • Wife: “I think I hear burglars. Are you awake?” Husband i< l *Ndi” T ' M .*.-*.* • Binks ‘‘Been ill Jinks: “Yes; I had the ’flu.” Binks: “Where did you get it?” Jinks': “At a lecture on ‘How to Avoid Influenza. ” * * * * The Bachelor (in art museum): “I wonder why Victory is represented as a female.” Much Married Friend: .“It’s easy to see you’re not a married man." *** ■ » "I can assure you,” said the philosopher,, “that a .good woman’s thoughts rise above dr< ss.” “That’s right,” agreed the cynic; “she’s probably thinking of a new hat." - * tt m u “Have you heard that our friend Meyer has becorne rich at a single stroke?" “No. How did it happen?” “His rich uncle had a stroke.” • * » <

She: “Did your rich uncle remember you in his will?” He: “Oh, rather! He’s instructed his executors to recover the thousand he lent me two years ago.’