LIFE'S TOO SHORT.
He: "A man's as old as he feels." She: "A woman's as old as she looks." He: "Maltexo keeps me young. She: "Maltexo keeps me from looking old." He: "Since we both agree, how about it?" She: "Yes, let us order another halfdozen jars. Life's too short to grow old."
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Waikato Times, Volume 98, Issue 16174, 27 December 1924, Page 9
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53LIFE'S TOO SHORT. Waikato Times, Volume 98, Issue 16174, 27 December 1924, Page 9
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