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Waikato Times, Volume 94, Issue 14774, 13 October 1921, Page 4

"WE GENERALLY NEED SOMEONE TO SHOW L'S THINGS.THAT SHOULD BE APPARENT TO ALL." WHY ARE WE HERE ? My Dear People,—■ Educational experts have discovered that the peasantry i>» l llc starving areas df Europe have splendid teeth. They exist on black bread alone, as they have not the chance to masticate anythin? 'Mso. and they never suffer from Indigestion, but have an acute gnawing at the hell line, causing their teeth to *-,how. These poor creatures have as much animation and intelligence as a worm before sighted by a sparrow, and our educational experts ask us to emulate. Another theory is that "forced intelligence" evaporates too much blood, causing baldness and toothache, as it deprives the roots of hair and teeth of their only stimulant. I think the boot manufacturers will suggest that it is advisable to dispense with footwear to avoid corns, bunions, ingrowing nails, and other imperfections causing pain to our "soles," before the Education Department makes a study of it. as our "soles" arc just as important as our teeth. The surgeons think cutting, with the assistance of the X-rays, cannot be beaten for "results." The Hadiumitcs (the principal £20,000 to last 30,000 years: there is nothing like looking well ahead) state that "cutting and X-rays" are now obsolete. Lord Byron has stated, after much thought, that when one is run down "salts" arc a great reviver, as they arc not costly and within the reach of all. Champion Is not imbued with selfish and egotistical ideals, and he asks you just to go on using his Muscle-raiser Flour, lopped off with Soother, i.e., Standard Oatmeal, Rolled Oats, and Gruel Meal, and you will always have a buoyant and satisfied feeling. Pray, what more is wanted? v.,

AUCKLAND. AUCKLAND PROVINCIAL PATRIOTIC AND WAR RELIEF ASSOCIATION. Tenders are invited up to Noon, the 17th inst., Tor Three (3) Full-size liilliarcl Tables (2 liarlon McGill, 1 Alcock), as they stand at the Kiupr George Hospital, Kotorua. The Assoeiation has placed a reserve of £65 on each Table. T. B. KAY, Secretary. Box 1018, Auckland. 307 BOROUGH OF HAMILTON. arc invited for the erection -*- of three (3) or more Pre-cast Concrete Taxi Telephone Cabinets. Particulars obtainable from the Borough Engineer. Tenders close with tne Town Clerk at or before Noon on WEDNESDAY, the 19th day of October, 1921. The lowest or any tender not necessarily accepted. W. H. STEVENS, 273 Borough Engineer. TO ELECTRICIANS. TT/LECTRIC Installation St. Mary's Church, Hamilton East. Tenders are invited until Noon of TUESDAY, 18th October, 1921. Specifications may be seen at our offices. CIIITTY AND CRAY, A.A.N.Z.1.A.. 182 Registered Architects. MACHINERY FOR SALE. LENDERS are invited for the purchase of the Hamilton Borough Council's Crushing Plant, comprising 22-h.p. Universal Kerosene Tractor, Hope Crusher, and .Roco Belting. cither as a going concern or at pur unit. Tenders close with the Town Clerk at or before noon on the 19 th October. The highest or any tender not necessarily accepted. W. H. STEVENS, 229 Borough Engineer. LOUGHLIN BROS. T OUGHLIN -OROTHERS, AUCTIONEERS, VICTORIA STREET (0pp.P.0.) LIST OP GOODS FOR PRIVATE SALE;— -■ Lot of Tennis Racquets, 35s to £2 iss Dropheud Singer Sewing Machine, £l3 10s Set Buggy Harness, £8 Mangle, £5 Gent's Bicycle, £7 10s Lady's Bicycle, £6 10s. 8-Vol. Shakespearean Works, £1 10s leu Cream Churn, £2 10s 3 Oregon Doors (new), 35s> Green Mohair Table Cover, £3 Side Chair Chassis, £5 2 Single-furrow Ploughs, £2 10s, £4 15s Suit Cases, 15s to £4 10c Several Good Separators New and Second-hand Furniture at Bedrock Prices, 'Phone 103 5. E!.LEJ»m AND OAT. •pLLr.IIM AND T) A^ A, UCTIONEERS, WARD Wffi rifc.c for sale ID? Kauri Sideboard O.R. Sideboard ill, Gin. O.R. Bed, complcti Oak Extension Table, ova iiimu Ext. Tabic, square Kauri Dining Table, sft Gin. x 3ft Sin 1 Mangle (stand) 1- Mangle (table) t 1 Picture Framing Machim Toilet Set Office Table, oak Office Desk ■ Swivel Chair i 9ft. Gin Seagrass Squares ! (new) 10/- per sack I7LLE R M