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Waikato Times, Volume 94, Issue 14773, 12 October 1921, Page 4

'WE P.EXKRAI I', i SH«i\V IS '1 IK APPARENT WHY ARE WE HERE? Mv Dear People,--'Educational experts have discovered that the peasantry in the starving areas of Europe have splendid teeth. They exist on black bread alone, as they have not the chance to masticate anything else, and they never suffer from Indigestion, but have an acute gnawing at the belt line, causing their teeth to r ;-how. These poor creatines have as much animation and intelligence as a worm before sighted by a sparrow, and our educational experts ask UAto emulate. Another theory is tlw "forced intelligence" evaporates too much blood, causing baldness and toothache, as it deprives the roots of hair and teeth of their only stimulant. I think the boot manufacturers will suggest (hat it is advisable to dispense with footwear to avoid corns, bunions, ingrowing nails, and other imperfections causing pain to our "soles," before the Education Department makes a study of it, as our "soles" are just as imnortant as our teeth. The surgeons" think cutting, with the assistance of the X-rays, cannot be beaten for "results." The Radiumiles (the there is nothing like looking well ahead) state that "cutting and X-rays" arc now obsolete. Lord Byron has stated, after much thought, that when one is run down "salts" are a great reviver, as they are not costly and within the reach of all. Champion is not imbued with selfish and egotistical ideals, and he asks you just to go on using his Muscle-raiser Flour, topped, off with Soother, i.e., Standard Oatmeal, Rolled Oats, and Gruel Meal, and you will always have a buoyant and satisfied feeling. Pray, what more is wanted? v., 288 AUCKLAXD. TIIYAU WAR MEMORIAL. GRAND CONCERT AND DANCE, frtven by the Auckland Commercial Travellers' Concert Party, on October 13th. Doors open at 7.3u' p.m. Sinfrlc Tickets 5/-, Double 8/-. Come one, come all. W. 11. ALLEN, 232 Sec. Tirau Hall Trustees. DAXCIXG. A SOCIAL AND DANCE will be held x *" in the Rukuhia Public Hall on FRIDAY, October 14, at 8 p.m. Gents 2/-, Ladies a basket. W. A. HEXWOOD, 242 M.C"WHA daur meddle vvi' me." WAIKATO CALEDONIAN" SPORTS AND SOCIAL SOCIETY. (Incorporated). 4 FAREWELL SOCIAL will be ten- " dered Mr W. M. Keenan, on the occasion of his leaving Hamilton, at the Society's Rooms, Toorak Chambers, on WEDXESDAY, October 12th, at 8 p.m. Dr Pinfold in the chair. All members are particularly requested to attend. \V. G. MATTHEWS, 233 ' Hon. Sec. Social Committee. PU3LIC NOTICES. PUBLIC NOTICE. rpiE WAIKATO MOTOR COY. wish ' to announce that they will be resuming their old run on Hamilton East as from MOXDAY, 17th inst., and hope to receive a fair share of the public support- Watch Friday and Saturday's •paper for time table. 291 WAIKATO MOTOR CO. PUBLIC NOTICE. v * MESSRS SHAW, BLACKHALL & CO., LTD., have purchased our Vulcanising Department as from the 10th inst. We cordially thank our clients for their patronage and solicit for our successors a continuance of their favours. We would be glad if patrons would call for their tyres and tubes at our Victoria Street Show Room. 281 J. PO.MEHOY & CO., LTD. IX QUANTITIES TO SUIT ALL BUYE-RS. WE CAN SUPPLY AT TOWN * PRICES: —Cement, Hydraulic Lime, Agricultural Lime, Roche Lime, Bricks, Drain Pipes, Field Tiles, Wire Netting, Plain and Barbed Wire, Nails, Staples, White Lead, Raw Oil, Terebine, Red Lead and Scrim, etc. Office 'phone 2303. Private 'phones: M. E. Laybourn IGSG, S. W. Whyte 1919.

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