A GRUESOME STORN.
Two celebrated surgeons were in consultation over si particularly .severe "case." ItJ was decided to perform an operation, and they agreed to share the "job." The day for the operation arrived, and they set to work. After a little time one of the surgeons lifted his eyes for the tirst time from the pat>ient'e head, and looked at his colleague. "Well, how's your end getting on?" he asked. "Oh !'' was the answer, "my end's dead.'' Blinks (during heavy rain): 'Did you go and ask Mr Jinks for that umbrella I lent him last night?" Boy: "Yes, sir; he says as it's raining so he'll keep it. as he has to go out. and send i.t round after the storm is over." __ Mipkius: "You havo used the word 'donkey' several times in the last ten minutes. Am I is- understand that you mean anything of a personal nature?" Bi thins: "Certainly mob. There are lots of donkeys in the world besides you." Ralph: 'Suppose a fellow's best girl gets cross when 'he asks for a kiss?" Curtis : 'Take it without asking." Ralph •. "Suppose she gjets cross then ?" Curtis: "Thou he must have got hold o[ bouie otlw follows girl."
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Waikato Times, Volume LIV, Issue 6319, 9 January 1904, Page 2 (Supplement)
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201A GRUESOME STORN. Waikato Times, Volume LIV, Issue 6319, 9 January 1904, Page 2 (Supplement)
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