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Waikato Times, Volume XXV, Issue 2043, 11 August 1885, Page 2

A\ Anicueau editor oft'ois a icw.ird of five dollais for the best treatise on " How to make out door life attuetive to the mosquito. ' " Hans Grow yost, a worthy Western fanner, has a shiewd wife, who has long rendered Ins life anything but a couch of loses. One day, not lone; ago, she, in a fit of pique, picked up her goods and left him, vowing nevci to come back. The news went lonnd among his neighbours, and at night sexeial of them came to condole with Hans. Ho bat on his front post, puffing aw.iy at Ins pipe. "Hans," remarked one of his neighbours, " I pity yon." "My poy," replied the honest Dutchman, as he knocked disturbrdly the ashes out of h's pipe, " you was light. She has shust come back."

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