Fun.
A husband, having One Night returned home Fuller than a goat, gave Promise unto bis Wife of a new Dress. " And what Kind of a Dress ?" asked his Sagacious spouse. " A cashmere Dress," replied the hatband. " Alas," cried the wife, " alas, that, Having once Started in, you Did not get Full enough for a Gros Grain ? " —Chicago Neios.
A HAN Ean Into a cart, And dartEJ back Into the track, Alack ! Of a cable car. Afar He's tost; He lost An Arm — But for that harm he's ceased his hollars For the company gave him a thousand dollars. No harm. —Exchange.
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Waikato Times, Volume XXII, Issue 1842, 26 April 1884, Page 6 (Supplement)
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102Fun. Waikato Times, Volume XXII, Issue 1842, 26 April 1884, Page 6 (Supplement)
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