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INTERCOLONIAL.

Sydxet, September 28. A preliminary meeting has been held to consider the best means for showing sympathy with the proprietors of the Evening News in connection with the late of Court case.

contempt Cooktowx, Wednesday. Seven survivors of a Chinese junk arrived here from New Guinea, and report that the natives there seized and plundered a vessel, killing seven of the crew. Others escaped. The attack was made out of revenge for abuse of native women by Chinese.

A Gentleman's Weapons.—On a Mississippi steamer, as on every railway or Mteamship line, a passenger is allowed a certain amount of baggage. One day a man from Texas came on the wharf at New Orleans with his baggage. He was a wild-looking fellow, such as Texas only can produce. He went for a man. to check his baggage, and coming back, pointed out his valuables to the baggagemaster, '' You will have to pay extra baggage on some of those boxes," said the baggage man. " Why, I should like to know ?" said the Texan, beginning to look belligerent: '' Because a passeageris only allowed a certain amount of baggage," answered the obliging baggage-master. '•How much is that?" inquired the . Texan. " Sixty pounds," was the reply. " Sixty pounds!" thnudered the Texan,, •'why, man, a gentleman's 'weapons' would that much!"

weigh Joe In Clover.—Mother—"Now, Joe, 'ere'B yer tea." Joe—" I dont want no tea; I been bavin' dinner with a horsey toff what I gave a tip to." Mother—" Lor, Joe ! what did ye have?" Joe—''l dunno. Somethin' jolly nice, though. They called it tarble dote!"

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Waikato Times, Volume XV, Issue 1288, 30 September 1880, Page 3

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INTERCOLONIAL. Waikato Times, Volume XV, Issue 1288, 30 September 1880, Page 3

INTERCOLONIAL. Waikato Times, Volume XV, Issue 1288, 30 September 1880, Page 3