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Western Star, Issue 1577, 8 July 1891, Page 4

Barnum, the great was showman,

once, on a certain gala day in New York, much distressed by the fact that his exhibition wonld not hold all his would-be patrons, and money was being turned from the door every minute, [n this extremity he instructed his painter to prepare hastily a large green placard bearing the inscription in huge letters “To the Egress !! !” The board was sluck up in one of the galleries, near tlie door, and the first Fishman who caught sight- of it turned off at a tangent with a “ Begorra, boys, here’s

a baste we’ve none of us seen,” and, followed by a goodly crowd, made the best of his way to the —outside. Am legend on the board was a truthi'tl et c - ; and from tbo other entrai.ee M e >'< :i.?hted crowd streamed in with

then’ money in their hands, to fill the places so ingeniously emptied by the wily Phineas.

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