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“No,” complained Professor M’Canny to his students, “ve dinna use your faculties of observation, ve dinna’ use them. For instance,” picking up a jar of chemicals of hideous odour, he stuck one finger i ‘o it and then into his mouih. “Taste it, gentlemen.” Aft;r each one had licked his finger, and had felt rebellion through his whole soul, tpe old Professor rubbed his hands together, and gleefully exclaimed, “I told you so, ye dinna use your faculties. If ye had observed, ye wad ha’ seen that the finger I stuck in the jar wasna’ the finger I stuck in ma’ mouth ” ’Tis queer how marriage changes The tenour of your life ; The girl with'auburn - tresses. Becomes your red-haired wife*
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Woodville Examiner, Volume XXVIII, Issue 4627, 14 May 1915, Page 1 (Supplement)
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122PROOF POSITIVE. Woodville Examiner, Volume XXVIII, Issue 4627, 14 May 1915, Page 1 (Supplement)
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