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A NEAT RETORT.

-Tones was recently sent by his employer to collect an. account from Smith, notorious for his slackness in making payments. After several vain ■ iMtempts to obtain a settlement .Tones remarked; “Well. at least let me know -on what date I may expect payment.” Smith replied; “Do you take me for -a blooming prophet?” “NS,” responded Jones. “Up to the present I have regarded you as a loss!”

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Woodville Examiner, Volume XXVII, Issue 4514, 11 April 1913, Page 4 (Supplement)

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A NEAT RETORT. Woodville Examiner, Volume XXVII, Issue 4514, 11 April 1913, Page 4 (Supplement)

A NEAT RETORT. Woodville Examiner, Volume XXVII, Issue 4514, 11 April 1913, Page 4 (Supplement)