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Woodville Examiner, Volume XIX, Issue 3302, 2 September 1901, Page 4

[Dental Notice.] MR W.~CHICK, SURGEON DENTIST, "TISITS Woodville regularly i every FRIDAY. IS* A COMPLETE SET FEOM Three Guineas. Note address— WOODVILLE BRANCHAt Mr D. B. Harris' Pharmasy. In attendance every FEIDAY, from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. W. CHICK, Dentidfc. Hubert J. Eames, DENTIST, i'Late Bulkley, Downes and Eames), MAIN STREET, PAHIATUA. Hours—9 a.m. to 5 p.m.

NOT A LUNATIC. A MONG- the crowd of miseries wedged together in a dock of a suburban police court on a recent wet and cold morning, was a tall, middleaged man, present on the charge of "drunk and disorderly" " Anything to say ?" said the magistrate. " No, your Honor, only that I took a drop too much on account of haying the rheumatics so bad, and I don't seem to remember the rest." " But the constable said you wanted to fight him for who should have the best grave in the new State House?" "May be I did, your Honour, but the drink wasn't as good as they get in the Parliamentary refreshment rooms." "Ten shillings, or forty-eight hours, and don't come here again." " Could your Honor make it five shillings and I never will. I've only 7s 6d in the world, and I want to buy a bottle of St Jacob's Oil to get rid of the rheumatics." '' Are you the man that writes ' Eternity,' and ' Repent,' and those advertising texts about St. Jacob's Oil all over the city ?" "No Sir, lam not. I was a non-commission-ed officer in the Queen's regiment once, and now I'm not much to speak of, but I'm not a lunatic if I do take a little drop more than is good forme at odd times," The enormously increased demand for St. Jacob's Oil duriug the recent changeable weather evidences the firm faith the public have in it for the cure of Rheumatism, Neuralgia, and the long train of troubles which inevitably follows the misfortune of getting dry by easy stages. Of St. Jacob's Oil, the great pain conqueror, it can be truly said, Every application gives relief. Every boitle contains a cure Every home in America knows its value Every spoken language knows its name Every journal of the land praises it Every household shelf should have it Evei'y testimonial strictly true Every day increased demands Every patient is amazed and cured Every ache or pain succumbs Every druggist knows its merits Every chemist finds it perfect And every sufferer knows that it conquers pain. ,rELL-WRITTEN Truthful Y Advertisements in The ExAMiNEß,.properly displayed, bring safe and sure returns.