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Wanganui Herald, Volume XXXXVI, Issue 13434, 22 July 1911, Page 12

“Tell me,” ]io pleaded, “what can I do to win your love ? Thoro is no danger that is too groat, no task that I will not undertake to make you mine.” “Got,-mo the tail of liallcy’s Comet to put. on my hat.” Sunday School Teacher: “Why must we always be kind to the poor, Ethel?” Ethel (slightly mixed); “Because among the sundry and manifold changes oi this wicked world we don't know how soon they may become rich.” Teacher: “Yes, children, when the war broke out all the able-bodied men who eonld leave their families enlisted in the army. Now, can any of you tell mo what motives, took .them to the. front?” Bright-,,80y (triumphantly); “Locomotives. ” • “You know, my dear boy,” said a sympathising friend to a man in trouble, “that we really gain by our trials in life.” “That depends altogether on the kind of lawyer you get to conduct them.” replied the sufferer.