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Wairarapa Daily Times, 18 August 1936, Page 6

Woods’ Great Peppermint Cure First aid for Coughs, Colds, Influenza. See our windows for bargains in Ladies’ Footwear. All kinds to select from at Carpenter & Evans’ Great Footwear Sale. * "Don’t you ever smoke cigarettes?” asked the tobacconist. "Precious seldom,” replied the customer. "Cigarettes have their points, but, as the farmer said about the claret, ‘I don t seem to get no forrader’ with them. No, me for the pipe—and toasted Out Plug No. 10 every time! If you know of anything better, tip us the wink. "’Twixt you and me and the bedpost,” said the tobacconist, “I don’t think there is anything better. Most of my ‘regulars’ smoke toasted, anyhow.” "About how many brands are there?” asked the customer. "Only f ivc —Cut Plug No. 10 (Bullshcad), Cavendish," and Navy Cut No. 3 (Bulldog) are for the pipe. Then there J s Riverliead Gold and Desert Gold. They make really top-hole cigarettes.” “By the way,” said the customer, "I hear these toasted brands are being imitated.” ‘That’s right,” said the tobacconist. "What some folks will do for money 1 Not that I think there’s much money in sham toasted! Nobody’s going to buy it twice. Once is plenty!” "It’s a wicked world,” laughed the customer. "So long!” 573