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Wairarapa Daily Times, 15 April 1935, Page 4

TONKING’S LINSEED EMULSION is incomparable for shifting coughs and colds and all such chest and lung complaints. The children love it! Sold everywhere, 1/6, 2/6 and 4/6. * “Some coves,” said the driver of the service car to a venerable passenger, “learns ter smoke a pipe easy as kiss-me-’and. Tako to it as naeheral as a young duck takes to water. I didn’t. Not me! The pipe fair turned me up repeatedly! So I thought I’d try another bacca, and changed over to toasted Cavendish. And believe me or believe mo not, I never ’ad no more trouble wif me pipe! There ain’t ’ardly any nikoteen in ‘ toasted, ’ you £ln smoke it till all’s blue and it eanrt ’urt yer! An ’ talk abart a flavour.! — and oh, boy, don’t it smell good! Toasted Navy Cut No. 3 (Bulldog) is another fine moejum blend. Toasted Cut Plug No. 10 (Bulls’ead) is full strength. That’s another winner! Likewise, if you roll your own, there’s River’ead Gold and Desert Gold. Both make the finest cigarettes out! ’Ere! Whatcher larfiin’ at? Wot’s the joke?” “I was laughing,” replied the venerable passenger, “ because I was smoking ‘toasted’ before you were born.” The driver grunted and lit his pipe. 474