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Wairarapa Daily Times, Volume LXVI, Issue 11882, 19 January 1914, Page 3

REGENT CIGARETTES will please the inhaler. Smoko them and share in the Great Free Gift Scheme, Write for Free Gift Catalogue to Regent, Box 331, Wellington. Forty Free Gifts. * Two Scotch sugar-planters in Demprara were boasting about their indifference to the bites of inisquitos. The •dispute got so warm that Alac bet Allister that lie was the better man, and, to settle the wager, they agreed to lie down on the verandah iv the scantiest of raiment. Smoking and drinking were permissible, but the first man who complained of the bites was to lose a case of whisky. For a long time each endured the onslaught of the ferocious little blood-suckers iv silence; but at last Allister could stand it no longer. He turned over, on the point of capitulating, when he noticed that .Mac's b;tck was towards him. Allister was smoking a. cigar, and, carefully removing the ash, he applied the glowing end to Mac's back. Alac gave a mighty yell of pain "Mon, mon,"he wailed, "that was a deuce'of a gallinipper! " "Yell send me the ease of whisky in the morning," quietly returned Allister, as he began to tumble, into his clothes as quickly as possible. For polishing furniture or linoleums, uso TAN-OL. It is quick, very easy, and wonderfully good. * No slipping and sliding on the iloors when they are polished with TAN-OL. It shines beautifully and preserves tho floor-coverings. Applied with little labour. *