WHAT ENSURES A CANDIDATE'S REJECTION.

West Coast Times, Issue 3974, 28 December 1881, Page 3

WHAT ENSURES A CANDIDATE'S REJECTION.

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Not land and railway speculation, for Mr Driver is returned ; not swearing at bullocks in Greek, and giving Latin quotations in the House, for Mr Rollcston is returned ; not wordy ami pretentious exposition of truisms with all the zetil of. a discoverer, for Mr Montgomery is returned ; not bible reading in schools, combined with the Gaming and Lottery Act, for Mr Dick is returned ; not perpetual paid Chairmanship of Vincent County, for Mr Pyke is returned ; not a political whipper-in, for Mr J. C. Brown is returned ; not unfulfilled pledges to benefit the whole human race, for bir G. Grey is returned ; not persistent advocacy of oppressed natives by an iniquitous Government, for Mr Moss is returned ; not a friend of the friend of the human race, for Mr Tole is returned ; not a crusher of obstructive stonewallers, for Sir G. M. O'Korke is returned ; not the shocking example of a Parliament wit, for Major Harris is returned ; not a good natural sinner who has been tried and found wanting, for Mr Sheehan is returned ; not plain speaking regardless of consequences, for Mr Swanson is returned ; not silence in the House and straight voting, for Mr Whyte is returned ; not secular education, for Mr Kelly is returned ; not a bold native policy, for Mr Bryce is returned ; not free trade proclivities, for Colonel Trimble is returned ; not the imposition of the property tax to equalise finances, for Major Atkinson is returned ; not a large land owner, for Mr Beetham is returned ; not visionary schemes of public policy, for Mr Macandrew is returned ; not a robber of harbor endownments, for Mr Wright is returned ; not denominational education, for Mr Fulton is returned ; not genial effusive, nor long--windedness, for Mr Turnbull is returned ; not independent expression of political opinions, for Mr Weston is returned ; not verbosity infinitely extended, for Mr Secldon is returned ; not a naturalised foreigner and zealous representative, for Mr Shrimski is returned ; not a stonewaller when sound on the local goose, for Mr Levestam is returned ; not even the Premiership of the colony, with a decent screw, for Mr Hall is returned.

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