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SANDY'S CORNER

A Swiss hanker has given the following definition of the Welfare State: “An endless prospect of free false teeth with nothing to bite into.” I*ol*l LAR FALLACIES. That when Mum burns a milk pudding, putting plenty of vanilla flavouring in to tone down the taste of the burn, does in fact, get rid of it. REHEARSAL LINES. It happened at rehearsal of the Wanganui R.S.A. Little Theatre’s “Anything Goes” show which was produced on Anzac Day. Ted Richardson and Jim Pawson were on stage when down came a slice of scenery from the back. Ted was flattened out, Jim managed to catch a corner of the falling scene, and get out from under. “You all right Ted?” came Jim’s voice. Ted: You bet I am. I’ve worked hard in shows, but this is the first time I've ever brought the house down.

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Wanganui Chronicle, 29 April 1950, Page 4

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SANDY'S CORNER Wanganui Chronicle, 29 April 1950, Page 4

SANDY'S CORNER Wanganui Chronicle, 29 April 1950, Page 4