SANDY’S CORNER

Wanganui Chronicle, Volume 90, Issue 13, 16 January 1946, Page 4

SANDY’S CORNER

Albania is agog at the last c\|R Zog! Many Auckland bakers enjoyed thfir week-end loaf last week, while many Auckland housewives were unable to obtain their’s. MORE “HOOEY” How horrible it is to think that somebody didn't know there is a Wanganui River! We suppose the surprise was all the more pleasant because of ignorance, but we are inclined to think that what, was said and printed was just “hooey,” and, ns usual, somebody fell for it.* WHERE POWER LIES Wanganui School-teacher: On what House of Parliament do the British people rely for their jaws? Wanganui Student: The House of Commons. Teacher: And what is vital in the House of Commons? Student: The lobby! MORE LEISURE We are seeking an invention, a machine, or combination of machines-, which will do all the work we want done and let us stay home, or go mi holiday. It must be able to milk cows, muster sheep, cook a dinner, sew buttons on clothes, lay the table, wash the dishes, mow the lawns, deliver the mail, feed the baby—in fact do all tnat man needs to enable him to enjoy lhe leisure lie seems to want. Entries close March 31. next. Good re-wa-'u to successful inventor. W. Heath Robinson not eligible to enter any machines, or parts of machines.