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WITTY SAYINGS LORD DEWAR SPARKLES. Pearson’s Alagazine has been making a collection of Lord Dewar’s epigrams. The following are a few:— Alany a man sets out to leave footprints on the sands of time, and only succeeds in leaving finger-prints at .Scotland Yard.
When a man says his word is as gcod as his bond, get the bond. Some men electrify their others only gas them. Talk is cheap until it gets into love letters.
The road to success is filled with wgmon pushing tl tir husbands along. Love is an of emotion, entirely surrounded by The quickest way to learn the latest dance motions is to turn over a beehive in a ballroom.
The first intimation in the Bible of broadcasting was when Adam gave a spare part which developed into a loudspeaker. You cannot blame a girl who pays 30/ for a pair of silk stockings sho»» Tug 28/ worth of them.
The clothes that make the woman are the clothes that break the men.
Doctors must be in a dilemma to know where to vaccinate to-day tu re vent the marks showing. We have a great regard for old age when it is bottled*.
The man to-day who hides behind a woman's skirt is not a coward; he is a magician.
Some are born good, and others make good. Avoid the man who will not stop to see a dog-fight. He has lost all interest in life.
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Wanganui Chronicle, Volume LXXXIII, Issue 20109, 30 March 1928, Page 8
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