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Wanganui Chronicle, Volume LXXXI, Issue 19032, 9 June 1924, Page 6

A good example of answering a question conclusively by asking another was given at a ‘conference of collie dog elubs’ delegates in Christchurch (states an exchange). “Who is the competitor, the man who owns the dog. or the man who works in the ring?’’ asked a delegate. "Or to put it another way; :If you own a racehorse and send it to a meeting with a joEkcy, who is the competitor, the owner or the jockey? Sir Thomas Lipton is a yacht-owner, but is he or the man in charge the competitor in a yacht race’’’ The chairman (Mr. H. T. Little): “I’ll answer that in this way. If I own two dogs and allow another man to work them in t!Te ring, who pays the damages if those dogs later worry sheep? (Laughter.) “You’ve answered it,” replied the first questioner.

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