CLEVER CHILD.
"You can't eat your cake and have ifc." "Well, ma, if I want cake to look at there's plenty in the baker's window."
The class had been studying the wind all week —its power, effects, etc., until the subject had been pretty well exhausted. To stimulate interest, the teacher said, in her most enthusiastic manner:—
"Children, ai I came to school to-day in the tramcar the door opened and something came softly in and kissed me on the cheek. What do you think :t was?"
And the children joyfully answered, ''The conductor!"
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Wanganui Chronicle, Volume LX, Issue 17062, 15 August 1917, Page 3
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94CLEVER CHILD. Wanganui Chronicle, Volume LX, Issue 17062, 15 August 1917, Page 3
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