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Wanganui Chronicle, Volume XXXVI, Issue 11610, 12 August 1892, Page 1

SANDER & SON'S EUCALYPTI EXTRACT : -Under the distinguished patronage of his Majesty the King I Italy, as por communication made by tht Minister for Foreign affairs through the Oounsel-Qeneral for Italy, at Melbourne 14th March, 1870. Awarded Diplomn a the Amsterdam Exhibition 18S3. Acknowledged by Medical Clinics and Universities all over the Globe. Theie are nutations of Eucalypti Extract in the market, products of simple distillation, forming cruae resinous, oils. In order that these crude oils may not be taken for our Pure Volatile Eucalypti Extract, which is recognised by the medical division of the Prussian Government to be of perfectly pure origin, as per in formation foi warded tons through the Consul at Melbourne, 2nd March 1878, w e state : — It is proved by tests made by ttie Medical Clinics of the Universities at Bonn nt Greifswald (Prussia), and reported by Dr Shulz, Professor of Pharmacology J . Bonn, and Professor Dr Metier, Direc tor of the Medical Cltnic at Greifswaldthat only products that are saturated with oxygen and freed of acidß, resinous and other substances, adherent to primary distillation, will develop the sanative qualities proper to the plant. All crude oils or so-called Eucalypti Extract ire to be classed according to the same authorities among the turpentines which are of insignificant medical value, and abandoned long since as an internamodicamont. Thoso crude oils, or so-called Eucalypti Extracts, are descernible— 1. By their deficiency in pungent odour (which our product, the only genuine Eucalypti Extract, develops most freely through its surplus of oxygen). . By tl.oir alcoholic, thin and morbid appearance being reduced in special density through the presence of acids. By their taste, the result of tho contracting tendency of resins and tanats. If these crude oUb, or so-called Eucalypti extracts are applied by mistake in case cases of croup, bronchitis, dipther'a, internal croup, bronchitis, diptheris, internal inflammations, dysentry, &c, the consequences are raocfc appalling For safety sake ask always for Sander and Sonß Eucalypti extract. — Sandhurst, Vietoria.Australia— SANDEß & SONS / CONUNDRUMS WHOLESALE ! In reply to our advertisement " Kangaroo," who unless he is uncommonly active could not keep pace with his own conundrums, sends us the following. He little thinks we have over 2000 already, or he would doubtless have spared us the threat to send along another batch. If our roaders want to know who are the punsters, riddle makers, acrostic coinpi c a, and puzzle inventors of New Zealand, let them offer a prize , as we did, and if they .have the same luck nothing but suicide or the madhouse will save thorn. Doctors, clergyman, lawyers, officers of the fleet, ladies under and over 17 (or 70 for that matter), children in their teens and out of them ; white, black, bond, and free will all contribute their quota, at least wo have contributions from them all ; and yet in the majority of cases they have missed the cardinal condition of our offer, which was that the Watcrbwy watch should bo the theme, and not a conundrum on a watch, with W.itorbury added, but really unattached ! We have had riddles turned out on the co operative principle, the outcome of evening parties, Bible clusses, or other meetings of the sexes. Others have been tvolved over the dinner tables ul' our hotels, in friendly livalry anioiHsS the quests. Some ate sent on • arei'uly enveloped in perfume 1 wrappers, with monogram and norn dc plume all o« fait. Otheta are jurei.ilr, badly spolt, and penned in honest renn 1 hand between ser pencil lines. A fuw.are illegible as a whole or in part, and harder . to " climb" than a monkey's puzzle. But none forget to add the address -where the Golden Waterbury is to be sent, and by the strangest of coincidences there is no ambiguity orj unintelligibly about that part of the epistle. Oh, nn, tlwt is all right. One or two have brought theirs round, and after commending their efforts to our kind consiaeratk n have suggested an adjournment to the Rutland, or have " winked the other eye." We remained of course immaculate •; the best proof of this being that the prizes have not yet been awarded! Some nontiibutor3 suggested that " Cms" should be the judge I Now wo should like to know who " Civis" is ? I am almobt certain that he is a contributor, and that this suggestion c-iuie from him. Shouldn't wonder. Happy thought j can't trust " Civis." Must get some other humorist, possibly Mies Morrison or H. S. Fish. However, we have digressed, and now give way to Kangaroo : — 1. Why is the old series Waterbury like a Kangaroo ?— Answer ; Because it possesses a tremendous spring. 2. Why is the sale of the Waterbury Watch like a Kangaroo ? — Answer : Because it prograsses by leaps and bounds. 3. Why are the Waterbury agents like a kangaroo ? — Answer : Because they never get their tails between their legs. 4. Why is the Waterbury Watch like the sun P — Answer : Because you can depend upon it being up to time. 5. What is the difference between the Waterbuty Watch and most of our goldmining companies ? A nswer : The one is wound up, started, goes till it runs down, and you have a capital wattib ; the other is started, you have to watch your capital going till it runs down, and then — it's wound up. You know. Agent Waterbury Watch Co. I put the " cons" first, because I reckon that's the place they should occupy in your list of prizes. I reckon, like the baby, they can't be beat. So kindly send on the " ticker" at your earliest convenience. If. these don't take the cake (watch, I mean) just say so. I have a few more by me, and can trot them out to suit ; in fact, 1 could do 'em by contract '• Barkis is willin'," so just say the word and oblige " Kangaroo." AY'S TIC PILLS, a specific in Neuralgia, Face-ache, ic. OontainQuinine Iron, &c. LINUM CATHAitTICUM PILLS, digestive, corrective, and agreeable aperient. i tOAGTJLINE. — Cement for Bioken \j Articles. Sold everywhere. Manufactory, Stockport. Erpland. EOK COUGHS, COLDS, BRON, CHITIS' ASTHMA, INFLUENZA CONSUMPI'ION, Ac, &c. KAY'S COMPOUND ESSENCE OF LINSEED, Aniseed, Senega, Squill, Tolu, &c. with Chlorodyne KAY'S COMPOUND, a demulcent expectorant for Coughs, Colds, and Chest Complaints. KAY'S COMPOUND for Coughs and Colds, is equally serviceable for and Cattle Horses. •^ A L M ANS CHEAP Furnishing Warehouse. A VERY LARGE STOCK TO CHOOSE PROM. WILLIAM CALMAN, FURNISHING WAREHOUSE, Victouia Avenue. As I reside on tho Premises, I am alivayi on hand when le.imred for -UNDERTAKING.-