Good Stories.

Wairarapa Standard, Volume XX, Issue 2053, 8 April 1887, Page 2 (Supplement)

Good Stories.

Those acquainted w.u toy habits I H -• - a:.d v. ag - w... apor . ■> - the f"ll ’Wing, wli-'h app'ars for tt>- ; - uptime m |ir;.v : •• A vacate y ■ C'-urtn;.: .n ■: v free K.rk ..f a ILghlanl paf.-u. vaie .s a;-ph-au> poami i - 1 re I.J. ■->'■ -‘"--i '’ ■ 1 e Syu .i. aft r o usa.t.-.gtlsv w -ikchare*, mm* t-. th u madea-d--ti' i.•: tie ~3.’ wi: -• d O'r.ll'. -e-OUed t-1 b. tile e I'--^ an I w!i .- pr a long they tie eight woa.d t.n i m *■* t ’ •. oti m. They wa.t.l ..a the man >i tuv.r choice and inf 'rule i him that he was -e.eettd pr • v led he c- •■■.'.l g.ve them, a- his predece«s.'r bad dm-, th • -.veath.r. - The weather.’’ said the p.H/ied divme. •• I d 'n’t-juite Wed. j .i-1 ve i■ rav the I. ri f.r the w athc-r We want I a a I vv hi get it.” *• Ob. mat,” said the e .rgyuian. " why. y.«. I eaa <b that. ’ >evclal m m ug-aft':, th- m : nister was called 'X ; \.. y. :i:-ier. Ih.i g.mghig to the town t . . iv, an I .hi g.e in; a era v dw. f ■ ui ::-ter. wii i i.ad bo :i expecting t i. eah-.d .. a f -t ho mete ii-:l .’gicai skid w.v i ‘ r '• , , , .... , fak.i.g a g tee'k at t:>v c.oady ssy and s bar u.:t .r. iie sail; "1 am s -try. Mr. M.-i . 1. it 1 can't give y•; a tine day.” - Bat M.er. ye'.l uae car.g back■ n y..ui w ri.'' •• V.s. th .:'s all right, bat this nr'ruin' s.niv M.T-’arlatie. auiat the Glen. want-;.! :t a. a- be s ■ve i y.stereTt;, - i 1 gave it t. M. ih . -hj ■ -e-aueiel his iu a 1. " 1 dar.na v.'- : .v we nia i-i -i . M.nUter. ” ■■ I 'll • i e ■wh n you vv..ii* rue t ■ civTither Gavaza ■ ■ r * a. - , . the I! ai -a * : n hj. oh .n in day ' ' .m. 1 i..e ■i* n : *'v 'ii.'jiei.iiigwiiio u,. mini-;-> ■ I ;:.e ■■ !\..w ■ at' •, r .tw• ! n rviees i lav in. | 1i . .. : i;ag on wearily, an I was in. ..' t r .;s c aettuiou that ;n gilt c:.j y a -.v.«.i-.. it b .ugaijveiy •1j- a ' : -e i and i.- th '.i.:.t th -Omni f -.pi'.- aha i c -ate. a g"'o.el. ... 1 nil i wine via-? wore phl-e i ; v. bi; luah an i the whi-kv. hj it . . r .gin in. Gav.iz/.i walked • ■ . i v on; : .j.i-iy, an i lo ked "ill w . •.g rig ■ n tee canity fe.Mle. ' GelUlen; -. I . : a ve.ik ih - lino evirdug.” ■ I'm..:- Gava/.'t.” -v. i ' ne d.v.i, ■ a- be p.. .I 1 k-i ecu uime.-n. -Y . f-rg.t it ;- t : - evl iA th in." -w. ;i. a- I am a f ..Ipo in a iifle 1 .x,:y. I'll t ok; a a.-.l.'' An i in; dll !-r aieiig ,j up. iin . :r; : on. -. On Ins return, iu a■ on too i. o:-. Ie I ;r. 1 ,th-party s’ill at i<. ta'■ e. I ..:m ir avr with fames .g' i ■! ; o i , v r a 1 g.-mletn n with an .. r ■ f - . n.eny , i.;- i pi --lag. I. v 1 ■ .... I’ve hj:. 1.” ‘-.Vh. b:t »ir.”said hj v. .tii a fain; indicat; -a ■ f he n.i.s, ■ ... nk i,,e i-vuipi: i! the >awbawtu.” An Irish Priest t1 i m-. thi- *ry ; i . a; --. a t 1 i i i- I'i i'o! that he . .; -I . a.l eg f: :a !'at <;1 ivam •• hj b.ayg e.r-.a lih ■ pne-t. •• giv: back ! ■ g. .I g . W n't get tile oi.--e 1 abs.-ld- ■; ;i I; mi 1., n” ■■ i'.a.;.. year iii.nri.i I can't.” e.ays Bar- - An i vvl.y can't van, ye spalpeen . ” " I'.a.. .;■ .r ll.r.nii'.n i'r ,n the pig.” • V tn if ,y; i bo r, ye; 'ill pay f r this no : e, iay i.lgnieiu when Bat Sullivan \V;.I ;a pi gb .■ i o re. y-r ftlvirince .’ ' “ V y j male -.f to; w. ri i. the pig 'illbo tii r ■ t . da an y- r < ml." ■■ ■ To a a.l r ght. - a.’ IT. -ay to Bat, •in r.A tii- p g Pa:, nn i I've done yea iu ’■arm.’ Ve2 'ill give m. the .To- 'inti m. ver K t.r.nc-a'’ The nightly glasses ft liy that one

r vl. -u 1 ; re d every evening. ■■v-;a ■x ■ i 1 ih • | .s;ui:y which his i r l'::.:; : hj - ;.dit di-er and I: j was R-mon-»:r.fc I w.v t «.v..l t-- him. "'l' reev-ny evening by -a; I the I ivel 's y m drink, till a m .-lerat; j.‘ ‘‘i'y is i v; ..I, wtc than which, Jo ii i tak..’’ V/a arc right. trotu.r, I will do as y>.u fii ■ !rv. lay ~n V.’.n.' a-k 1 h/.v his tro .J r < -i.it.-.a ■.. i I) t-u cam i .■;:, ho said." ■■ 11: lb r, 1 w.U t. ii y.ri, List niclit 1 only dank i;r t iintj '.a, To-day I 1 far from w 1. 1 cam. i l;. .1 • with my constitution hr ah r. ta-ii'cht I i.. : -t take six. Dr Duucan of Edinburgh, one of ScotU'i i'- m i . at clergymen. was absurdly a s .• m . I I. On ■■ v i. ti va i ine t ■ |.r,ach at th-' villa..' t C isi a,, na few miles from Klin- ■ i.s •» i ; lam -m -n» t , take a pinch : . 1 a a i _-h win I was 1,1 -wing in ii sis ,i, i: mi. He su.m-.-d and ■a ai ■ w ; Mi?, Duncan to s.•iivj ymtv.i; :vv ■r; bv hi-!a iv t . his hedro .r.v ; . !r -■ r ■■ It. v. . Wt. a ' w :• 1 . [,• Til; h-ro'-Va toilette s’.j f .-. 1 lb; 1 1 r in I,; I fi« a-le-p. A- t. t k :1 in? e .1 a t. . i_'Ut he was r.tir.n.- f : ti.e n’ght. It must be i- ;•< r 1 ■ >i IK- ’.and !•. i-i y a ■: w. . . hi; Ii : v. fhirh.s -. , .• : •t t . ms’ t- ally pious m- n . _ i.. t . : iiiit-i :.l. i ■ b is. was as

1 a ...l. V. ; 1. I >v.v • I : :*l s' '■ ' i.. ,ilt r;i ni'-i I w,.rf,i - r'ii a. an iI :. a:l I'r. Cuti.rk at t imbl-.r of: ■iiy w ;/ >.y. I once saw ■■ ; - -nvy bapti-m.v pi-C----s'■ !i ..a tii-; r■. 1 T.,a'arum bay. near Athens. Tee c>rgyman. b.s wife an i their her-. a c.irr:a.--. F.-howing I.hind, walking ,n iu-’y r ah '.va- the neophyte, a girl, with ii -r fri n i-. I pr- - ;m.- the dust •hj; collected was t< be cviisidvicl as typical. Pastoral visits- which a Prc-hyterUn clergyman mSc t.aud most nt fail in, else be wiii give great off-.n-.’-.. have sometimes their ludicrous noini-, I was once present w ,en the minister after talking of the chat "! the village for fifteen minute.', au Idtnly sa l. •• Let us pray.” A Scotch preacher friend of mine used t-> read bis serin -m ov-.-r to his h-mseke-.per k f. re delivery, and pay <-■ .nsirKrai>!•_■ attention I o her criticism,'.' When i-e bad prepared a discourse which he tin night, would be ra ire than usually eff-.-o.nl he would b av, •• 1 tiiiiik that ’ill t.rk'e treat. Hetty." Very often the -t. etir.es of ti,- ; n-.-rsl A-- inbly iiie Iri'b i'le-oy.-uiuii rlr.i-u - ivy turbulent. To, < u ~no - <■, a-l, u i , -id a diviu -iy : 1 be. rev ig u 1 brother ' o.n j.i't sat d va, has uttered a downr : .t ■: It was too bad- 'h ugh. i- r a ra. d .-nary *■’ O- j.i ■icutcd uy on ■-1 hi c.-nv.rt' who ii -1 a--r •* riic r.'.niy iu It' 1 he expected. The ' 'v.tsf. r gr-i ,s care!-smeis in conductmg the b..i.tUm, which resulted ia a sevetc cold.