“All your fingers bound up! What have you clone?” “I bought my wife a potato peeler for her birthday, and when she said she couldn’t make it work 1 had to show her how simple it was.” The vicar was consulting one of his parishioners. “Do you think you could find me a nice treble, John?” he said. “Well,” replied the man, with an anxious glance, “were you thinking about the choir—or about racing?” Wife (at dance): This is the twelfth time you’ve been to the refreshment buffet. Husband: Ob, that’s all right. I tell everybody I’m getting something for you. “Have you heard that there are now silent perambulators?” “ I wish that there were silent babies.”
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Waipa Post, Volume 48, Issue 3468, 19 May 1934, Page 12
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