The Scotsman could not find his ticket. On the conductor's second round it was still missing. "What's that in your mouth?" he asked. . , Sure enough, there was the missing ticket. The conductor punched it and went his way. "Ah, weel," said Sandy, in reply to his fellow passengers' banter, "I'm nae sa absent-minded as ye think. Yon was a very auld ticket and I was just suckin off the date."
DON'T SHAVE WITHOUT Q-TOL. No mlan who has used Q-tol would ever attempt to shave without it. Qtol savep time and temper and razor wear. Ensures absolute comfort. THE WORLD'S BEST MOUTH ORGAN. fe£te»S2/; You cannot buy anything but the beat if you want to play a BOOMERANG MOUTH ORGAN. Manufactured in 11 Models, Prices 1/- to 18/6. The above illustrated 40 reed BOOMERANG 5/-. Posted 5/6 FREE. Send us your name and address and we will post to you a FREE tutor with instructions how to play a Boomerang Mouth Organ. Obtainable at GILBERT'S, LOCAL AGENTS, Opposite Bank of New Zealand. Phone 66.
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Waipa Post, Volume 38, Issue 2270, 19 February 1929, Page 2
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