JANE’S YOUNG MAN.

Waipawa Mail, Volume XXXVII, Issue 7917, 11 August 1917, Page 1 (Supplement)

JANE’S YOUNG MAN.

Our Jane’s young man was coming to

tea, That was what was bothering me! Jane’s young man is a Captain, you And I am a Volunteer Sergeant. Surely to sit upstairs at ten, ' On the part of a Volunteer Sergeant would be A sort of lose majeste ' With an Officer down in the kitchen? Ought-I to goose-step down, and say, | ‘Please, if von please, sir, to step this vr \y f” ! Put Jane in the drawing-room just for . the day, I And me and my wife in the kitchen? I The question’s scotched .for a week or two, His leave is cancelled, and Jane’s, in a [ steWj T haven't decided what T do. | And they’ve made him a Tempor’y .Major! Jane's young man is going it strong, ) Thoy’ll raise him again before very , long. Then most likely whatever I do will be ! With TWO Generals down in the kitchen! M. McGuire.