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Waipawa Mail, Volume XXIX, Issue 5347, 3 December 1908, Page 2

ALLITERATIVE ARTIFICE. I SWINBURNE owes something to alliteration. The little poetasters and doggerel mongers thrive on it. Yon will remember a famous example— Arthur Ask’d Amy’s Affection,— Bet, Being Benjamin’s Bride, Coolly Cut Charles’s Connection ; Deborah, Dicky Denied. Eleanor’s Eve, Efficacious, Frederick** Fatality Feels ; Giles Gained Georgiana—Good Gracious ! Harry Hates Helen’s High Heels. Isaac Is Isabel’s Idol, Jenny Jeers Jonathan Jones ; Kath ri n e Knows Knock-Kneed Kit Kreidal, Loves leering Lucy’s Long-bones. Mary Meets Mortifications, Nicholas Nancy Neglects. Oliver’s Odd Observations Prove Peter Poor Patty Protects ? (Quaker Quinailian’s Queer Quibbles Red Rachel’s Reasons Resist; Soft Simon’s Sympathy Scribbles Tales To Tall Tabitha Twist. Urs’la Unthinking, Undoing Volatile Valentine’s Vest, William’s Wild Wickeder Wooing ’Xceeds Youthful Zelica’s Zest. Much more sensibly the scribbler might have written: Suratura Suvos Sighs, Since Suratura Stimulates Sanity, So Securing Seraphic Serenity. That looks like a tall ordor ; but ita so. “D” quality, 2s, all grocers. f s - A WORD OF WARNING! Order Your SUMMER SUIT Without Delay. DECEMBER Bth is the LAST DAY that wa can BOOK ORDERS tor Suits to Measure to be delivered before Chriatmee. A Fine Assortment of Tweeds. 75s 80s 85S Perfect Fit Guaranteed. I NEW ZEALAND" £2 CLOTHING FACTORY WAIPAWA BRANCH. F. C. LOCK, Manager. S. E. ASHTON, CABINETMAKER AND UPHOLSTERER. Of Hastiogs-street, NAPIER, HAS OPENED up a BRANCH in Ruataniwha Road, WAIPAWA, with a choioe itook of Our Own Manufactured FURNIURE for Bedrooms; Bedsteads, Beding and Upholstered Furniture. And begs to notify the Publio of Waipawa and surrounding district that ha intends to keep GOOD PRACTICAL WORKMEN on the Premises so that any REPAIRS, RE-COVERING, or work of any kind will reoeive prompt and oareful attention. 146 OTJR SHOW IS PERMANENTLY LOCATED IN HASTINGS, Where the Best Display of Agricultural Implements AND OTHER MACHINERY IN THE NORTH ISLAND IS ON VIEW. ADMISSION FREE 1 CATALOGUES SAME PRICK 11 INSPECTION AND COMPARISON INVITED!!! BOOTH, MACDONALD And 00., LTD. SOLE H.B. AOENTS FOR P. &D. DUNCAN.