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WATDH IX LITBKAiXUE. A Did the rehdef ever stop to thiuk what an impression the Waterturv Watch has made upon The literature o/ our *im« 9 How frequently it has furnished * joke or funny squib for the newspaper ? How often it has been written ap in periodicals as a useful and desirable acquisition, if not exactly '* a thing of bonuty and joy for ever ?’ ’ If not, all he has to do is to let his muni dwell upon the subject for a few momenta, and he will reortl paragraph after paragraph which Lae gone the rounds, not excepting that account of the traveller in a Baltimore car whose coriosity was so great that he pried into the interior ef his “ Waterbnry” with his knife, thereby releasing a spring which, boa-constrictor fashion, went squirming through the oar, throwing down passengers and doing all aorta of terrible things, until it finally tripled tip the horses ana charged upon a policeman with diHHStrous consequences to the “minion of the law,” as the Chicago Socialists expi ate it. And perhaps he will recall accounts of fishes nought with “ Waterbarye” safely stowed away in their internal economies, end tbo marvellous telegrams on festive Occasions from Presidents and other dignities of the United States to the London agents of the wafoh. And this state of things is continuing, and is likely to carry the name of the Brass City (Waterbuiy, Conn.) to the uttermost ends oz the earth, ami transmitting it to ages yet unborn through the bookshelves ef lib varies-. Efcr instance, in the September instalment in of William Pena Howell’s remarkable story, “April Hopes,” we cotne upon this passage, “ Beordmwn lifted his hood nervously from the pillow.” “Oh, I’ll put them on the bed it you’re so punctilious!” cried MaTering. “ I don’t mind the clothes,” said Beardman. “ I thought I heard my watch knock on the tioor in my vest pooket; just take it out, will you, and see if you’re stopped it s'” “Oh, confound your old Water bury ? all the world’s stopped. Why shouldn’t your watch stop too I s ” Maveriug tugged it out of the pocket, and then shoved it hack disdainfully. “ You couldn’t stop that thing with anything short of a sledge hammer. It’s rattling like a mowing machine,” And the Omaha Jfar Id, under the caption ef “ Getting Ready for the journey,” has this to say : —The President: “ Duniel, I wish you would go out and huy me a Waterbary Watch; get one for aboat two dollars?” Daniel: “Yes, sire.” “And, by the way, take my watch with you, and deposit it in my box in the bank vault.” “ Yes, sire; is tliafc all?” “That’s all, except on your way back you might drop into the railroad office, and ask what time the train start* for Missouri.” The subject is not one to be dismissed with a laugh. There is food for solid thought in the fame which this product of one of Waterbury’s great and marvellous manufactories has brought to this community. Long life to the Waterbary watch, and may its spring never bo shortened, except as by shortening it better- results are obtained for the same or leas money. Waterbxu'n Republican. The marvellous Wnterburv may be obtained from any respectable storekeepers or deulere. Price, Series E, 1 3s< (id.; Senes Jor L. 20s. WATERBUUY WATCH CO.*S REPAIR DEPOTB, 115 FJi«il»eth street Molliottrno.

THE ECLIPSE 1 INCUBATOR. (By Royal Letters Patent.) The Moat aucce.-j.st ul Machine in ViqtOria Theosdy due used by the AgrieultiaM Celle -e Dookie. ° WINNER OF FIRST PRIZE at SEVERAL AGRICULTURAL SHOWS. SUCCESS GUARANTEED. We are receiving testimonial* daily, which cub be inspected on application. Mnnufactulrers: ELFENBEIN AND RICKARD, 63 victoria street cltt, Opposite Carlton Brewery. BONE DUST. BONE DUST. BONE DUST. ANIMAL PEBTILISBB. ANIMAL FHRTILTSER. KENSINGTON MANURE MANUFACTURING COMPANY SALTWATER RIYER, KENSINGTON. A. W. FITTS, Manager. Sulphate Ammonia ■» Agriculture. For GRASS LAND.—ljcwt. per acre; t» be put OB the land from Augaat to October before., alter a shower of rain. * 0 9 For WHEAT, OATS, and BARLEY.— I cwt. per acre for wheat, in April: lowt Demur® f Q r cats, in April; licwrt. per acre for barley in August. P era -<^o* r | For POTATOES.—Ijcwt. per acre as a top dressing before the haulms appear above around For PEACH, APRICOT, PLUM, CURRANT, and OOOSBBEETTRwnn a similar solution U tluvt given for green-house plants in the months ef July and September. - garden plants are benefited by the use of the solution. Celery, cabbage, and can He when watered with the solution. For RAISING of HEALTHY PLANTS from SEEDS.— Sprinkle sulphate on the seed beds, and then water them a week before sowing the seeds. ] j laiita also aie much benefited by the Sulphate of Ammonia. l 3fc£ d o £ffi a “ Metropolitan Gas Co., **&&&&* •uliflowers also grow Md DEE O IST ED XT S T. J. B. SCOTT, of the Britannia Bone Mills, Sandridge, Beg* to inform FARMERS, GARDENERS, and others that he atiH continues to manufacture the same genuine article, which lias been so extensirely used by practical men for more than twenty Yearn who <->»« testily to the efficacy anil superiority of SCOTT’S BONE MANURES, for which the only Hilrer Medal awarded at the International Exhibition lor excellence in BONEDUST was obtained by him with the following certificate:—London International Exhibition, 1873. Melbourne Exhibition, 1872-3 ''This fa certify tliat Mr. J. B. SCOTT, of Sandridge, has been awarded a SILVER MEDAL for EXCELLENCE IV BONEDUST. G. C. LEVEY. Melbourne, January, 1873. 29 Queen Street, Melbourne, 2Uth May, 1354.—T0 J. B. Scott, Sandridge.—Dear Sir, —On the evo of mv departure from Victoria to occupy the post ai lecturer on agriculture at the Technical College, Sydney 1 must say your BONfciDUST has often passed through my hands withont your influence, and neyer haye I found it to be otherwise than of lirst-cluss quality. During my eight years’ residence in tliia colony I have played the part of detective in the manure market, but my search for adulteration in thia material from vr.nr factory was search in vain.—l remain, yours very truly, H. W. EMERSON MacITOB, F.1.C.. F.C 8 etc Lecturer on Agriculture, Technical College, Sydney, New South Wales. BONE DUST, SUPERPHOSPHATE OTHER MANURES, & NEATSFOOT OIL BLYTH, IRVINE, & 'BINNEY, Proprietors FQOTSGRAY BONE MILLS, FOOTSCRAY. Established in the Trade upwards of 19 yeare. Office: BLYTH, IRVINE, ami BINNEY, 22 KING STREET, MELBOURNE. Liberal Terms of Credit, up to Circulars forward'd, with all particulars P- .Mouths, on Approved Bills. o;; application to Office or Local Agent. BONES BOUGHT IN ANY QUANTITY. Consign o BLYIII, II.VINE, and B .\ NliY, Footncray Station.

i 3D\ Rowlands* MACASSAR OIL prevents and arreata bnldne.-.s. strengthen* the hair and produces a »uxuriant and glossy g*ovrth. Sold aIBO In a QOLDLN COLOUR specially *-_r cir 'dren Bottles—Sa. (id., 7b., 10s. cd. ROWLANDS’ ©D© & 7 O ft non-gritty tooth powd-: vents decay, and gtrrs rV”/: breath. Ar~k Ohernl?*?’ «.nd 1 Articles. iu.d avoid worlLlc.* powders. A lovely BfITH and u Will be ohtsUued by^ : f'fc/ ' m & RADE MAR .< ; Rep* This entirely new and excellent health-giving preparation softens the water, gives it a most delicious odour, and beautifies the complexion in a most extraordinary way. Sole Agents for "Victoria: PFAFF, PINSCHOF & CO. MELBOURNE. W kolesale: ROCKE, TOMPSITT & C®.; FELTON, GRIMWADE & Ca

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Waipawa Mail, Volume XIII, Issue 2499, 30 August 1890, Page 8 (Supplement)

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Page 8 Advertisements Column 5 Waipawa Mail, Volume XIII, Issue 2499, 30 August 1890, Page 8 (Supplement)

Page 8 Advertisements Column 5 Waipawa Mail, Volume XIII, Issue 2499, 30 August 1890, Page 8 (Supplement)