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Waikato Independent, Volume XXXVII, Issue 3272, 27 February 1937, Page 3

..'.-' : , The Coif Bug! (Written more in sorrow than in anger) "Once again that malignant disease called 'Golf is stalking rampant through the land. Sane and level-headed citizens are succumbing daily to its insidious spell, and even brilliant thinkers are turning positively senile under its Machiavellian lure. Locker Room Baritones and Nineteenth Hole Yodellers are busy practising their cacophonic monstrosities in anticipation of the first Hole-in-One. To cap all, the Big Chief falls a victim to the dread epidemic. Rushing out with three cronies, he muttered "Important Trade Conference ... won't be back to-day ..." Conference, eh? Ses you! Then (so help us), Inkson, the Scratchetary, turns up Saturday morning in streamline plus fours. What a manl As for Sandy the Storeman, who hails from Inverness—well, we no speeka 4a Gaelic. Thus, this concatenation of events would seem to indicate that the Golf Bug is here in one fell swoop. So if we appear a little jaundiced and cynical, it is only because Saturday's game was the worst ever. Drat this wretched golfl To Hades with the Tiger Country, and down with some Tiger's Milk to restore our equilibrium. IMARU THE FRIENDLIEST DRINK IN THE WORLD Bottled with loving care by Jon*/Bui+&A£ e i- Anzac Avenue, Auckland. TAII9-166 Pomeroy s Used Oar Bargains Excellent Range - Prices Right MORRIS MINOR Tourer, excellent order £75 MORRIS MINOR Fabric Saloon, 1930 model, almost new fabric, carrier, etc. £IOO AUSTIN 1928 4-door Saloon, good value £95 MORRIS 1930 Metal Saloon, 12,000 miles, one owner perfect £ll7 10/FORD i-Ton, 1932 Model, new tyres, running perfectly £lls FORD {-Ton 1931 Model, good order MORRIS 8 2-door Saloon, one owner, 1935 model £l7O JIORRIS 15/6 Saloon, small mileage, original condition as new, new tyres, all sound £2BO CHEVROLET Tourer, 1926, nice order £6O HAMPTON ROADSTER, reliable, sound £25 MOTOR CYCLE: A.J.S. £2O J. POMEROY & Co. Ltd. Box 11)3. Alexandra St., HAMILTON. Phones: .1990-1. Morris Agents HS^B^B

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