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The man seated along side the driver of the service car tilled his pipe and remarked: “I reckon the bloke what invented smoking ought to have a statoo put up to him, and every one that passes by ought to raise his lid to it.” My sentiments,” said the driver, “smoking tits in pat with yer every mood. If you’re feeling gay because the boss has raised your screw, or you’ve won a hatful at the races your first thought is yer pipe. Contrarywise if things is going cronk and yer reckon lift aint worth living its the old pipe yer hanker for every time!” Yes. Wonderful is the power of the weed! Of course there are brands full of nicotine —they won’t do you much good. But other brands you can smoke till all’s blue with perfect impunity. Our New Zealand tobaccos are like that. Next to no nicotine in them, because they’re toasted. It takes the “bite” out! Where will you find their equal? Four brands only of the genuine toasted: Navy Cut No. 3 (Bulldog), Eiverhead Gold, Cavendish, and Cut Plug No. 10 (Bullshcad).*

W ATGH Greyness vanish from your hair when you use Rachel Tonic. Not a dye or a stain, but a tonic restorative. 3/6. —W. J. Smellie, Chemist.

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Waikato Independent, Volume XXXIII, Issue 3046, 31 August 1933, Page 2

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Page 2 Advertisements Column 3 Waikato Independent, Volume XXXIII, Issue 3046, 31 August 1933, Page 2

Page 2 Advertisements Column 3 Waikato Independent, Volume XXXIII, Issue 3046, 31 August 1933, Page 2