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Waikato Independent, Volume XXII, Issue 2491, 7 January 1922, Page 4

■PEO BONO PUBLICO (For the. Good of the Public). EECENT DISCOVERIES My Dear PeoplesLast year was a most remarkablo one. "We settled the Irish question before New Zealand's delegate arrived in Ireland, and those who sent him would like the purse of" sovereigns returned to invest in " Muscle-Kaiser, ' being value for their money. The Germans have discovered how to make gold out of baser metals, presumably basic slag. This ought to be good news for our dairy farmers, who go in for basic slag for enriching pastures for as all- required is an eWctric vacuum furnace to melt the surplus stocks, taxation, and the national Th*o civilised Powers throughout the world, including the Dominion, have decided upon ' disarmament, each to retain their present navies in the event of any disagreements later" on. His Worship the Mayor of Mount Eden has made a startling statement that he only witnessed one .virile rat in his "burrow," as probably the others were indisposed through a surfeit of "Austrian Bug." At any rate, the Hon. Parr has put a price, on the virile rat's head for research purposes,\nd it is obvious that the delusions in dry areas must be traced when municipal honours are prevalent. Champion's .discovery is that he will be able to keep his valued' people , supplied with Mus-cle-Kaiser "" Flour and Standard Soother until January, 1923. -He appreciates their business, as he cannot do without it, and he must congratulate them upon being excellent judges of quality, etc. With best wishes for a. Prosperous and Happy New Year, which is assured if you keep to the paths of Virtue. Ever Yours, . AUCKLAND.