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Waikato Independent, Volume XVIII, Issue 1741, 18 April 1916, Page 5

'tommy; “1 want to look at some of your Koyal Highlanders.” Jeweller’s Assistant: “Our what 1 ? We have no Koval Highlanders.” Tommy: “You’ve a ease of Blaek Watehes In your "window, haven’t you'?” Mother: “Why, dear me! The dentist has ]iulled the wrong tooth.” Kittle Hiek (gleefully): “Yes, mother, I told him that was the one. I knew if he touehed the achin’ one it ’ud hurt awful.” A young lady being asked recently, as she returned from.the circulating lihad ever read Shakespeare, tossed her brary with the last new ndVel, if she pretty head and answered: “Shakespeare? Of course I have; I read that when it first came out!” Smith: “Johnson was in a terrible raihvay accident yesterday.” Jones: “You don’t say so! Was ho much injured?” Smith: “No; fortunately he escaped with only a few ugly scratches on Iris face.” Jones: “Lucky fellow! Where did it happen?” Smith: “In the tunnel.” Jones; “In the tunnel?” Smith: “Yes. He kissed the wrong girl.” Woods’ Great Peppermint Cure. Por Coughs and Colds, never fails