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Waikato Independent, Volume XVIII, Issue 1741, 18 April 1916, Page 3

One day lately a special P.G. was endeavouring to rouse a member of the Independent Lazy Party who was “under the influence,” and was trying to sleep it off on a seat in the public park. “Come, come, this won’t do. Who are you?” asked the special. “Who am I?” hiccoughed 'the beery one, “I’m a submarine.” “A submarine!” exclaimed his disturber in astonishment. “Ay, a submarine,” wns the reply. “I’ve been sihkin’ schooners a’ day!” For Children’s Hacking Cough Woods’ Great Peppermint Cure.