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Tuapeka Times, Volume I, Issue 39, 7 November 1868, Page 6

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There is a good deal of hop in a gallon <sf, ale^but-there is more stagger in a pint —^f-wiiisky-.—- — • ' 0 T A. tent that after, doing good "service on earth ig transplanted to the f fields of heaven. — A peni-feni. { ' .(■•-The^Bidstjappto^mfer Sunday in the year for a good joke.-- W(h)it-Sjinday. --' T^Wfca% game- does^a-la^y'* re- , «einl?le ?—sa<?kgamm.on.? — sa<?kgamm.on. _ ! - - "Soiomon 1 advised the sluggar3td goto the jint.. .I^our daj, the. sluggard often has to go tdliig * ? uncfe""" n "" ** Divorce. — In-GMo they divorce husband •; and {wife if .either party-Haaores^ so^ loud tfotthej .other can't^leep.*,.'.^^. , r ' ."* ?re'^y .Hindoo proverb",. T-^%eefr is the raViaiG bf the' flute' to him' who his kiever heard the prattle of his 1 Wn ' children. Borne that have heard the prattle, atjtimes P^prefSt the flute, - ■: -j. ■ *~ ;^-'" s Beverfio-T-A provincial paper strikas the names of two -subscribers from its list, '• j,l?fcausev &ey were^eGenjiljj hinged. , The , 4 gublisher. said he .was to be " severe, becau3e"he"aUd" not kngw thfijr present address. " The Prince "61 Wales.- What are the points, of. dififerenGe-between4he Prince of — WaJ^Sr-an-oiy l1 *^ - a bal4-iead^and a gorigjefe-«Th^i,?rin'<se JS'lheir apparent, tea orphan has ne'er a parent, a bald Ihead tas no hair appajent t .an4,a gorilla has a ■Bairy-pafrentf L» .. . a v- * t n? v -. JgCo^F^'-^^e^oung^h^ly. who] was i'^perlwfcl^ r thunder^trutk ty hearing of her fciend*B enf^gemeht'has^ 'since beenlproTi"dctd -witbr a- lightnihg-ddnauctor — or a V^nduQtor^n^aJ^htaiijgn express, 4hich th^uaujeihing'.-? cif * t*" r , r . ■jroeQc— 1 ciaspea.jier tiny hand in jnine ; 'I'enffebKfea "fte¥ beauteous fdrm ; Jj^e4B*orj^eld;herfKnKiiKe wind, and *l^Beaute6us £ eyes oji me,. the team did wMrf^y^ f 'irt&"mt%^^ 'little lit* ihe «aid— *' Gonfovmd-you, let me go P /' paily Tivf&fl x.iiiss as fpHows : — ' 1 lately. A Af^j&ljjichier was being tried lor forging the"nai»e of a mercantile jn>ni I£s*&h 1 $& J^ in *** ty& B of (* he •tt&MsSxfar' Union' Express Company. The j«k>3ccu*<ji- was a Mr, M'Gregor. lithe -\^<w^»^he.>«ridrth>' : -coun|o/fpri.the t)ttt was «oin»fitnded o by the Jud»e ! to irate as re«jn««tedf2 Prisoner** counsel dictate* in which I the jltjne of the /pro* ,** Putnam •ndiPMr* -Ippto *%t onca «bseha7geii aqk- apjfr tfOr