Draper (remonstrating with assistant for unpleasantness to a customer): “Miss Jones, you must remember a customer is always right.” Miss Jones: “Well, sir, she said that you were an old shark.”
He: “Joan, I’d go through purgatory for you.” She: “You say so, but how can I prove that?” “Be my wife” She: “Why do you call your dog ‘Tonic’?” He: “Because he’s a mixture of bark, steal and whine.”
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Star (Christchurch), Issue 18946, 17 December 1929, Page 21 (Supplement)
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