How Santa Claus Came to Simpson’s Bar

Star (Christchurch), Issue 17410, 12 December 1924, Page 14 (Supplement)

How Santa Claus Came to Simpson’s Bar

A Tale of Early California

BY

BRET HARTE.

No better writer of short stories than Bret Hart© has ever been discovered, and although most of his stories were redolent of the atmosphere of the early digging days in San Francisco, they have retained their freshness and interest from year to year, and it is certain that as time goes on they will be even more highly appreciated than they are to-day. “ How Santa Claus came to Simpson’s Bar ” is not one of his best-known pieces, but it is a masterpiece of concentrated story-telling. It had been raining in the valley of the Sacramento. The North Fork nad overflowed its banks and Rattlesnake Creek was impassable. The few boulders that had marked the summer ford at Simpson's Crossing were obliterated by a vast sheet of water stretching to the foothills. The up stage was stopped at Granger's; the last mail had been abandoned in the tules, the rider swimming for his life. “An area,” remarked the “Sierra Avalanche.” with pensive local pride. “ as large as the State of Massachusetts is now under water.” Nor was the weather any better in the foothills. The mud lay deep on the mountain road; waggons that neither physical force not moral objurgation ' could move from the evil ways into which they had fallen, encumbered the track, and the way to Simpson’s Bar was indicated by brokendown teams and hard swearing. And further on, cut off and inaccessible, rained upon and bedraggled, smitten by high winds and threatened by high

water. Simpson's Bar. on the eve of Christmas Day. 1562, clung like a swallows' nest to the rocky entablature and splintered capitals of Table Mountain, and shook in the blast. As night, shut down on the settlement. a few lights gleamed through the mist from the window's of cabins on either side of the highway now crossed and gullied by lawless streams and swept by marauding winds. Happily most of the population were gathered at Thompson's store, clustered around a red-hot stove, at which they silently spat in some accepted sense of social communion that, perhaps rendered con. versation unnecessary. Indeed, most methods of diversion had long since been exhausted on Simpson's Bar; high water had suspended the regular occupations on gulch and on river, and a consequent lack of money and whisky had taken the zest from the most illegitimate recreation. Even Mr Hamlin was fain to leave the Bar with fifty dollars in his pocket.—the only amount actually realised of the large sums won by him in the. successful exercise of his arduous profession. “Ef I was asked," he remarked somewhat later,- ef I was asked to pint out a purty litt,le village where a retired sport as didn't care for money could exercise hisself. frequent and lively, I'd say Simpsons’ Bar; but for a young man with a large family depending on 1 1 is exertions, it. don’t pay.” As Mr Hamlin’s family consisted mainly of female adults, this remark is quoted rather to show the breadth of his humour than the exact extent of his responsibilities. Howbeit, the unconscious objects of this satire sat that evening in the listless apathy begotten of idleness and lack of excitement. Even the sudden splashing of hoofs before the door did not arouse them. Dick Bullen alone paused in the act of scraping out his pipe, and lifted his head, hut no other one of the group indicated any interest in. or recognition of, the man who entered It was a figure familiar enough to the company, and known in Simpson's' Bar as “ The Old Man.” A man of perhaps fifty years ; grizzled and scant of hair, but still fresh and vouthful of complexion. A face full of ready, but not very powerful sympathy, with a chameleon-like aptitude for taking on the shade and colour of contiguous moods and feelings. He had evidently just left some hilarious companions, and did not- at first notice the gravity of the group, but clapped the shoulder of the nearest man jocularly, and threw himself into a vacant chair. “ Jest heard the best thing out, boys! Ye know Smiley, over yar, -Jim Smiley,- funniest man in the Bar? Well. Jim was jest telling me the richest yarn about " “ Smiley's a fool,” interrupted a gloomy voice. ” A particular skunk,” added another in sepulchral accents. A silence followed these positive statements. The Old Man glanced quickly around the , group. Then his face slowly changed. “ That’s so.” he said reflectively, after a pause.

“ certainly a sort of a. skunk and suthin of a fool. In course.” He was silent for a moment as in painful contemplation of the unsavouriness and folly of the unpopular Smiley. “Dismal weather, ain't it?” he added, now fully embarked on the current of prevailing sentiment. “ Mighty rough papers on the boys, and no show for money this season. And to-morrow's Christmas.” There was a movement among the men at this announcement, but. whether of satisfaction or disgust was not plain. “ Yes.” continued the Old Man in the lugubrious tone he had, within the last few moments, unconsciously adopted.—“ yes, Christmas, and to-night's Christmas Eve. Ye see boys, I kinder thought—that is. I sorter had an idee, jest passin’ like, you know— that may be ye'd all like to come over to my house to-night and have a sort of tear round. But I suppose, now, you wouldn’t? Don't feel like it. may be ? ” he added with anxious sympathy, peering into the faces of his companions. ” Well, I don't know," responded Tom Flynn with some cheerfulness. " P r aps we ma'v. But how about your wife. Old Man? What does she say to it?” The Old Man hesitated. His conjugal experience had not been a happy one. and the fact was known to Simpson's Bar. His first wife, a delicate, pretty little woman, had sub fered keenly and secretly from the jealous suspicions of her husband, until one day he invited the whole Bar to his house to expose her infidelity. On arriving, the party found the shy

petite creature quietly engaged in her household duties and retired abashed and discomfited. But the sensitive woman did not easily recover from the shock of this extraordinary outrage. It was with difficulty she regained her equanimity sufficiently to release her lover from the closet in which he was concealed and escape with him. She left a boy of three years to comfort her bereaved husband. The Old Man's present wife had been his cook. She was large, loyal, and aggressive. Before he could reply. Joe Dimmick suggested with great directness that it. was the “ Old Man’s house,” and that, invoking the Divine Power, if the rase were his own. he would invite whom he pleased, even if in so doing he imperilled his salvation. The Powers of Evil, he further remarked, should contend against him vainly. All this delivered with a terseness and vigour lost in this necessary translation “In course. Certainly. Thet’s it,” said the Old Man with a sympathetic f rowm. “ 1 har’s no trouble about thet. It s my own house, built everv stick on it myself. Don't you be afeard o’ her, boys. She may cut up a trifle rough, ez wimmin ’ do,— but she'll come round.” Secretly the Old Man trusted to the exaltation of liquor and the power of courageous example, to sustain him in such an emergency. As yet. Dick Bullen, the oracle and leader of Simpson’s Bar, had not spoken. He now took his pipe from his lips. “ Old Man. how s that yer Johnny gettin* on? Seems to me he didn't look so peart last time I seed him on the bluff heavin' rocks at Chinamen. Didn’t seem to take much interest in it. Thar was a gang of ’em by yar yesterday.- -drowned out up the river, and I kinder thought o' Johnny, and how he'd miss ’em ! May be now, we'd be in the way ef he wus sick?” The father, evidently touched not only by this pathetic picture of Johnny’s deprivation, but by the considerate delicacy of the speaker, hastened to assure him that Johnny was better and that a “ little fun might : liven him up.” Whereupon Dick arose, shook himself, saying, “ I'm ready. Lead the way. Old Man; here goes,” himself led the way with a leap, a characteristic howl, and darted out into the night.. As he passed through the outer room he caught up a blazing brand from the hearth. The action was repeated by the rest of the partv, closely followed and elbowing each other, and before the astonished proprietor of Thompson’s grocery was aware of the intention of his guests, the room was deserted. The night was pitchy dark. Tn the first, gust of wind their temporary torches were extinguished, and only the red brands dancing and flitting in the gloom like a drunken will-o’-the-wisps indicated their whereabouts. Their way led up Pine-Tree Canon, at the head of which a broad, low, barkthatched cabin burrowed in the moun-tain-side. It was the home of the Old Man. and the entrance, to the tunnel in which he worked when he worked at all. Here the crowd paused for a

| moment, out of delicate deference to 1 their host, who came up panting in the “ P'r’aps ye’d better hold on a second out yer. whilst I go in and see that things is all right.” said the Old Man, with an indifference he was far from j feeling. The suggestion was graciously accepted, the door opened and closed on the host, and the crowd, leaning their backs against the wall and cowering under the eaves, waited and listened. For a few moments there was no sound but the dripping of water from 1 the eaves, and the stir and rustle of wrestling boughs above them. Then the men become uneasy, and whispered suggestion and suspicion passed from the one to the other. " Reckon she’s caved in his head the first lick!” Decoyed him inter the tunnel and barred him up. likely.” “ Got him down an’ sittin’ on him.” “ Prob’ly biling suthin to heave on us: stand clear the door, boys!” For just then the latch clicked, the door slowly opened, and a voice said. “ Come in out o’ the wet.” The voice was neither that of the old man nor of his wife. It was the voice of a small boy, its weak treble broken by that preternatural hoarseness which only vagabondage and the habit of premature self-assertion can give. It was the face of the small boy that looked up at theirs—a face that might have been pretty and even refined but that it was darkened by evil knowledge from within, and dirt and hard experience from without. He had a blanket around his shoulders and had evidently just risen from his bed. “ Come in,” he repeated. “ and don’t make no noise. The Old Man’s in there talking to Mar.” he continued, pointing to an adjacent room which seemed to be a kitchen, from which the Old Man’s voice came in deprecating accents. " Let me be.” he added querulously, to Dick Bullen. who had caught him up. blanket and all, and was the face of a small bov that “ let go o' me, you d—d old fool, d'ye hear?” Thus adjured, Dick Bullen lowered Johnny to the ground with a smothered laugh while the men. entering quietly, ranged themselves around a long table of rough boards which occupied the centre of the room. Johnny then gravely proceeded to a. cup board and brought out several articles, which he deposited on the table. Thar’s whisky. And crackers. And red herons. And cheese.” He took a bite of the latter on his way to the table. ” And sugar.” He scooped tip a mouthful en route with a small and very dirty hand. ’* And terhncker. Thar’s dried appils too on the shelf, but I don't admire 'em Appils is swellin'. Thar." he concluded. " now wade in. and don't be afeard. I don't mind the old woman. She don't b'long to me. S’lotig.” He had stepped to the threshold of a small room, scarcely larger than a closet., partitioned off from the main apartment, and holding in its dim recess a small bed. lie stood there a moment, looking at the company, his bare feet, peeping from the blanket, and nodded. Hello. Johnny! You ain't goin’ to turn in agin, are ye?" asked Dick. " Yes, I are,” responded Johnny decidedly. “ Whv, wot's up, old fellow?" " I'm sick.”

*' How sick ?"' " I’ve got a. fevier. And childblains And roomatiz." returned Johnny, and vanished within. After a moment's pause, he added in the dark, apparently from under the bedclothes.—and biles ! " There was an embarrassing silence. The men looked at each other, and at the fire. Even with the appetising banquet before them, it seemed as if they might fall into the despondencv of Thompson's grocerv, when the voice of the Old Man. incautiously lifted, came deprecatingly from the kitchen "Certainly! Thet's so. In course they is. A gang o’ lazy drunken loafers, and that ar Dick Bullen's the ornariest. of all. Didn't hev no more sabe than to come round yar with sickness in the house and no provision. Thet's what T said: ' Bullen.’ sez I. 4 it’s crazy drunk you are, or a fool.' sez I, ‘to think o' such a thing.' 4 Staples,' I sez. 4 be you a man. Staples, and 'spect. to raise h—ll under my roof and invalids lyin’ round?" But they would come.— they would. Thet's wot you must 'spect o’ such trash as lays round the Bar." A burst of laughter from the men followed this unfortunate exposure. Whether is was overheard in the kitchen. or whether the Old Man's irate companion had just then exhausted all other modes of expressing her contemptuous indignation. I cannot say, but a back door was suddenly slammed with great violence. A moment. later and the Old Man reappeared. haplv unconscious of the cause of the late hilarious outburst, and smiled blandly. 44 The old woman thought she'd jest run over to Mrs McFadden’s for a sociable call." he explained, with jaunty indifference, as he took a seat at the board. Oddly enough it needed this untoward incident to relieve the embarassment that was beginning to be felt by the party, and their natural audacity returned with their host. Ido not propose to record the convivialities of that evening. The inquisitive reader will accept the statement that the conversation was characterized by the same intellectual exaltation. the same cautious reverence, the same fastidious delicacy, the rhetorical precision, and the same logical and coherent discourse somewhat later in the evening, which distinguish similar gatherings of the masculine sex in more civilised localities' and under more favourable auspices. No glasses were broken in the absence of any; no liquor was uselessly spilt on the floor or table in the scarcity of that article. It was nearly midnight when the festivities were interrupted. " Hush,’’ said Dick Bullen. holding up his hand. It was the querulous voice of Johnny from his adjacent closet: “ O dad ! " The Old Man arose hurriedly and disappeared in the closet. Presently he reappeared. 44 His rheumatiz is coming on agin bad." he explained, 41 and he wants rubbin." He lifted the demijohn of whisky from the table and shook it. It was empty. Dick Bullen put down his tin cup with an embarrassed laugh. So did the others. The Old Man examined their contents and said hopefully, "I reckon that’s enough; he don’t need much. You hold on all o’ you for a spell, and I'll be back ' ; and vanished in the closet with an old flannel shirt and the whisky. The door closed but imperfectly, and the following dialogue was distinctly audible: — 44 Now, sonny, whar does she ache worst?" 44 Sometimes over yar and sometimes under ver; but it’s most powerful from yer to ver. Rub yer. dad." A silence seemed to indicate a brisk rubbing. Then Johnny: Hevin' a good time out yer. dad?” Yes, sonny.” ( To-morrow’s Chrism iss—ain’t it?” “ Yes, sonny. How does she feel now ? ’’ “ Better. Rub a little, furder down. Wot’s Chrismiss, anyway? Wot’s it all about?’ . “O, it’s a day.” This exhaustive definition was apparently unsatisfactory, for there was a

silent interval of rubbing. Presently Johnny again : Mar sez that everywhere else but ver everybody gives things to everybody Chrismiss, and then she iist waded inter you. She sez thar’s a man they call Sandv Claws, not a white man, you know, but. a kind o' Chinemin, comes down the chimbley night afore Chrismiss and gives, things to children,— boys like me. Puts ’em in their butes! Thet’s what she tried to play upon me. Easy now. pop. whar are you rubbin’ to. — thet's a mile from the place. She jest made that up. didn't she. jest to aggravate me and you? Don't rub thar . . . Why. dad!” Tn the great quiet that seemed to have fallen upon the house the sigh of the near pines and the drip of leaves without was verv distinct. Johnny’s voice, too, was lowered as he went on. “ Don't you take on now, fur I'm gettin’ all right fast. Wot's the boys doin' out. thar?" The Old Man partly opened the door and peered through Tlis guests were sitting there sociably enough, and there were a few silver coins and a lean buckskin purse on the table. “ Bettin' on suthin'—some little game or 'nother. They’re all right.” he replied to Johnny, and recommenced his rubbing. “ I’d like to take a hand and win some money,’ said Johnny, reflectively, after a pause. The Old Man glibly repeated what was evidently a familiar formula, that if Johnny would wait until he struck it rich in the tunnel he'd have lots of money, etc., etc. “ Yes," said Johnny, “ but you don't. And whether you strike it or I win it, it's about the same. It's all luck. But's it's mightv rur'o's about Chrismiss.---ain't it? Why do they call it ChrisPerhaps from some instinctive deference to the over-hearing of his guests, or from some vague sense of incongruity the Old Man’s reply was so

low as to be inaudible bevond the room. " Yes." said Johnnv. with some slight abatement of interest. “ I've heerd o' him before. Thar, that’ll do. dad I don't ache near so bad as I did. Nowwrap me tight in this yer blanket. So. Now,” he added in a muffled whisper. “ sit down yer by me till T go asleep." To assure himself of obedience, he disengaged one hand from the blanket and. grasping his father's sleeve, again composed himself to rest. For some moments the Old Man waited patiently. Then the unwonted stillness of the house excited his curi-

osity. and without moving from the bed. he cautiously opened the door with his disengaged hand, and looked into the main room. To his infinite surprise it was dark and deserted. But even then a smouldering log on the hearth broke, and by the upsprirging blaze he saw the figure of Dick Bullen sitting hv the dving embers " Hello!” Dick started, rose, and came somewhat unsteadily toward him. “ Whar’s the boys?’’ said the Old Man. (C ONTINUED ON PAGE 15.)