OTHER MEN’S MINDS.

Star (Christchurch), Issue 17035, 8 May 1923, Page 3

OTHER MEN’S MINDS.

The enemy ought- to have been seized by the throat.—Signor Mussolini. PETE BEST STOCK. Our stock and goodwill are human lib and human happiness.—The Duke of A'orlc. HIS DRINK. I would a-s soon drink water out of the bath as fresh tap water.—Dr A' ebster (of Hull). KEEP BRIGHT. Keep a bright outlook on life and never walk about with gloomy faces.— Lord Methuen. A DIRE TEST. The chalk-line test- is the unfa-iresfc test in the world —enough to make :i man drunk.—Old. Bailey Judge. SOME TASK! You cannot unscramble eggs when they are scrambled.—Sir H. Thornton ALL THE WORLD’S A STAGE. The- novelist makes a limited appeal; but in front of the footlights there rises a complete miniature world.— -Sii Anthony Hope Hawkins. SEEKING THE NEW. Housewives are gttting tired of the old conditions, and are anxious to get rid of tbe old-fashioned cooking range.—Ex-Baillie AY. B. Smith. CIGARS AND VALUE. It would be shocking economic waste for me to smoke cigars. . Men might be deplorably less efficient if they gave them up.—Mi-s H. A. I/. Fisher. TO STOP COMMUNISM. The only way to stave off the disaster threatened by the Communistic demand is by harnessing the greet work ing ela.se to the chariot of patient and practical reform.—Mr F. 8 Button.