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Star (Christchurch), Issue 16662, 18 February 1922, Page 3

Miss Primrose: “ Don’t you ever give your dog any exercise?” Miss Hollyhock (fondling a fat pug-dog) • •Of course, I feed him with chocolates every few minutes, just to make him wag liis tail.’’ A sure and pleasant specific for removing worms is WADE'S WORM. FIGS. 1 Neighbour: “ They tell mo your son is in the football team at college.” Proud Mother: “It is quite true.” Neighbour : “ What position does lie play?” Proud Mother: “I'm not sure, but T think I heard Pa say fit* was one of the drawbacks.” Nip that cold in the bud by treating it instantly with “NAZOL.” Taken on sugar or inhaled, “ NAZOL “ never fails. 1 Walters: “The atom is the smallest thing nx the. world.” Henpeck: “Poor thing I Sometimes my wife make me realise just liow it must feel, “NAZOL” is not a mixture or drug, but a scientific specific which never fails to relieve the worst cold. Sixtydoses cost Is 6d. 1 A washerwoman applied to a gentleman for work, and he gave her a note to the manager of a certain club. It road as follows: * 4 Dear Mr X.: This woman wants washing.” Very shortly afterwards the answer came bark. • Dear Sir, I daresay sfic does, but 1 don t l.vyu-y j6b.