Wifey: "There aro times when I wish 1 -were a man." Hubbv: "AX hen?" Wifey: •'When I pass"* milliner's shop and think hovr happy I could make my wife by giving het a present of a new hat." ' An editor received this letter from a fresh .j-outh: "Kindly tell me wbv a girl always closes lier eyes when a "fellow kisses her." To which the editor replied: •' If you will send' us your photograph we may bo able to tell you
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Star (Christchurch), Issue 12773, 17 October 1919, Page 8
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