“Mother, please turn’ the hose on ijic,” said (title Willie, as his mamma was dressing liini in the morning “ Why, Willie, what in the world do you moan?” cried his alarmed and loving parent “ Why, you’ve put my stocking on wrong side out.”
Mrs Wiggs: “Why didn’t you stop, sir, when yon saw me wave my hand?” Tram Conductor: “ I thought you were throwing kisses, mum.”
She: “ TYliy did you lose your temper so unfortunately at that game of cards?” He: “It was the only thing I had left to lose!”
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Star (Christchurch), Issue 12406, 26 August 1918, Page 8
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