BUTTONS.

Star (Christchurch), Issue 12285, 6 April 1918, Page 5

BUTTONS.

l am in the British Army I have morn years oi service than the oldest soldier, I am more heartily hated by my comrades than even tin; Hun. I am cursed more frequently than anything else in the AimyI. lulid no purpose other than keeping "Tommy'-' busy when he is off parade. I waste more of his time than anything else iti tin? Service. I consist- of 101 separate parts and need the constant attention of 'die soldier in whose charge I am placed. I cause him more punishment than dees strong drink. I am an important factor in the conduct- of the war when employed in a common-sense manner, though I cost the- taxpayers enough money to build countless aeroplanes. I am not to bo found in the businesslike u„s. or practical German armies, consequently I am not cursed by those soldiers, neither do L cause thorn punishment, neither do 1 waste their time or their taxpayers' money 1 am an excellent target in the sun and am often the first part: of tho /soldier to attract the attention of the Hun sniper. 1 am very useful, yea, indispensable, to (Tim enemy, and am eagerly collected and sent- to Krupp munition plants when I fall into his hands. I am not so plentiful now as formerly, and resent being thrown away in this manner when 1 could perform a indy useful service. I am one of the few remaining relics of the old pre-war dnvs. when tradition outranked expedition in Uio Army. I jim wondering how long I am going lo hold my present- job. for 1 know I am not “ doing my hit." 1 am the unnecessary brass on tho King's uniform and equipment. -Paul Hayes-