r DIABOLO. The Latest and Most Popular Came of tho Ago. YOUNG AND OLD CAN PLAT IT. EXCITING AND FASCINATING. Have you a Set ? See them in our Window. Nlassn, Struthers & Co. Ld. HARDWARE ' MERCHANTS.
An old labourer was hurrying along a railway platform to catch a train when a porter suddenly collided with him, knocking him down. A minister happened to come alcng as he was slowly rising to his test, and said to him: "Ah, my good man, is this the whisky again?" "No, yer .honour': replied the old labourer; "it was tne Korter." !
"Woods' Peppermint Cure appears to bring Your trade among the Snuggest ; «.?, s'.pose it won't cure everything?" *' Well, no," replied ihe druggist. wron't cure everything—at least, Unless I'm much mistaken!" " What won't it cure in, man or beast?" Said ho: "It wont care bacon I" 3
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Star (Christchurch), Issue 9210, 13 April 1908, Page 1
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141Page 1 Advertisements Column 1 Star (Christchurch), Issue 9210, 13 April 1908, Page 1
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