SOUNDS THE SAME.
"My husband is a fool!" snapped Mrs Outer Town to "The Cleveland Leader " man. The visitor expressed only mild surprise, but the suburban lady was moved to explain. " You know. I wanted to persuade our hens to lay in the nests we provided. And a neighbour suggested getting a couple of nest-eggs. So. I telephoned to my husband to bring home a couple of artificial eggs with him." "Well, and didn't he?" " Didn't he 1 The idiot brought home a pair of cork legs 1 >?
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Star (Christchurch), Issue 9194, 25 March 1908, Page 2
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88SOUNDS THE SAME. Star (Christchurch), Issue 9194, 25 March 1908, Page 2
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