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Emftigh for One.—" Perhaps, sir, you do not think your daughter could, live on my salary?" "Oh, yes, I think she could! But What would you dor Bill: "I hear Jerry struck good gold after sinking two foot deeper an tnat shaft you left." M'Guire: "Be gob, thin. Oi'll never lave another shaft until I sink it two feet deeper. Wayside Jim: "Do yer t'ink gemus is insanity?" Deacon Hardscrabble: " No, genus is only a capacity for liara work." Wayside Jim: ''Heavens! An don't yer call dat ' insanity' ? Higgins: "Hallo, old chap, had any sketches accepted yet?" El)ony Stain (comic artist): "No, I've been pu" 111^ up the banns of marriage. I m dete rmined to have something published.

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Star (Christchurch), Issue 8833, 21 January 1907, Page 3

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Page 3 Advertisements Column 2 Star (Christchurch), Issue 8833, 21 January 1907, Page 3

Page 3 Advertisements Column 2 Star (Christchurch), Issue 8833, 21 January 1907, Page 3