Romantic Young Lady (spending sum' mer on a farm): "Just hear how those old trees in the orchard moan, md groan in the storm, like the .crying; of a lost soull" Small Boy: " Well, I guess you'd make a wore© racket' if you ,were a^ full of green apples as tiey are !" Father • " Hulloa ! where did you get all those toys?" Son : " I bought 'em with- the money you gave me." "But I gave you that money to teach -you 'how., to- save." "Yes, pa/ I kept it for three weeks, ■until I learned all about saving, , And now I'm learning how to shop.", , At Ostend schoolboys are now being taught to swim- without undressing.
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Star (Christchurch), Issue 7910, 15 January 1904, Page 1
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115Page 1 Advertisements Column 2 Star (Christchurch), Issue 7910, 15 January 1904, Page 1
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